NaNoWriMo 2012 (AKA the Year I Crashed & Burned), Robert Palmer & Boys called Michael

Confession time. I had high hopes for NaNo 2013, I really did. I was going to write every day, not the amount to make it to the 50K grand total, but at least 350+ words per day. I figured that if I wrote a mini chapter each day, then by the end I would have a mini-book that could possibly become the seeds for a full length novel. I was supposed to end up with 10,500+ words. Instead have a paltry 4,503 words:( I got up to Day #13 before I fell on my face. Bah. Real life got in the way, mostly in the form of my Beta, who turned out to be a complete Bridezilla, but it’s okay for me to point it out, she’s already acknowledged the fact:)). Oh well, I ended up with some interesting little vignettes. Plus there’s always next year!

Pssst. Not that it’s any secret (it’s visible on my public NaNo profile), but this is what I was working on. Truly. Do I ever humour you? But don’t you dare add this to Goodreads.

Novel: Robert Palmer

Author: Shirley Marr

Genre: Young Adult Fiction

Synopsis: Liking Robert Palmer will get you into trouble.

Excerpt

Have you heard of Robert Palmer? He’s this singer who used to be popular in the ’80s. But he grew old and settled down here in Middlemoore to raise a family.

Why here? Why not a rich part of Britain? Why not even a rich part of Australia? Why not a tropical tax haven in the Bahamas?

Mum said Robert Palmer made some bad investments. And he wants his children to grow up without privilege. Even though it’s Robert Palmer, I still think it’s an adult’s way of saying that they want to subject you to the same crappy experiences that they went through so you’d grow up to be just like them. So you’ll all be truly related.

It helps me think of him as a real person.

Robert Palmer’s son, James Palmer goes to our school. He’s the lead singer of some emo band, but I don’t really know because I don’t listen to modern music. I like my mum’s music. I’m not sure whether this is because I want to be close to her, be like her or actually be her. Daughters are complicated like that. Mum used to be the Robert Palmer fan, but now it’s me.

James Palmer is having a Halloween party and everyone wants to go because it’s James Palmer. But I want to go because of Robert Palmer.

That’s why I decided to convince my best friend Kimberley to sneak out with me. It would turn out to be the biggest mistake of my life, of course.

I bought an early Halloween treat for myself, this big skeleton made up of individual lollies. I named him Robert Palmer and yesterday I ate his head. Today I will eat the legs. It’s really nice, tastes like milk bottles. I hope to finish him come Halloween.

But I never intended for Kimberley to disappear.

PS – I had a disagreement in the back of a limo with my designated groomsman (the good looking/goofy Michael, he’s so cute) on the day of the wedding about whether Robert Palmer is sexist or ironic. I think he’s the later. Michael of course does not believe me (plus I think that he thinks I’m a complete weirdo, mainly on account of singing Total Eclipse of the Heart in public), but I love Robert Palmer anyway.

How did you go at NaNo?

Have you written the next bestseller?

Same time next year?

 

New author photos by Emma Taylor

I recently had the pleasure of being photographed by the wonderfully talented Emma Taylor. Em and me go way back, having attended the same high school, but we didn’t hang in the same crowds and we went our separate ways in real life. We rediscovered each other through Facebook just recently (don’t you just love FB for that?) and seeing Em’s portfolio, I knew that I wanted her to do my next headshots! Em has a way of using natural light to make all her clients look naturally beautiful, relaxed and like themselves, just like every woman should look. No extreme photo-shopping or airbrushing for me thanks (but I will have that extra slice of cake instead). I hope you like the results you can see in this new portfolio here. I chose to wear my favourite white tutu and a special occasion Peach Party Dress. If you live in Perth, make sure you book a sesh with Em, she’ll make you feel so positive and embraced. One day you’ll look back and realise how truly beautiful you were:)

Welcome one, welcome all

Free blueberry muffins and pomegranate mocktails!! Sorry. Now that I have your attention, I profess I don’t have any (but if this were real life, I totally would). Greetings world, this is my new website, do you like it? I thought it was time for a fresh change. I think you will agree that everything is now a whole lot more functional, with my site and blog combined into one. It’ll also be easier for me to update you with the latest news, goss & stuff. Please have a look around and feel free to leave comments for me